Unique & Unusual ideas for Halloween part 4

jalex

Happy Camper: Make a round yellow smiley face mask out of cardboard, and wear shorts, hiking shoes, backpack, canteen, etc.

Web Surfer: Dress up like a surfer and cover yourself with fake spider web stuff.

Time Flies: Fashion a clock mask out of cardboard, and wear wings on your back.

Kill the Ump: Wear an umpire outfit. Rip some holes in the clothes. Place fake scars, bruises and blood where skin is showing.

Silent (B&W) Film Star: Paint yourself gray, wear your hair black. Use creative shading at pertinent spots (eyes, cheeks, lips). Wear old gray, white or black dress from the 20's. Paint your legs gray, and draw a black line up the back.
Submitted by Judi Lynn Lembke

Birthday Suit: Get a pre-packaged birthday kit (tablecloth, hats, plates). Cut a hole in the center of the tablecloth for your head. Staple plates, cups, napkins, etc., on the tablecloth. Put a birthday hat on your head. When someone asks what you are, tell them you couldn't think of anything, so you just came in your birthday suit.
Submitted by David's mom

The Hunchback of Notre Dame: Wear a messy wig, black out some teeth, put moles on your face with an eye pencil, wear torn-up clothes, boots, and make a hunchback. Carry a bag on a string.
Submitted by Linda

Western Omelet: Dress in yellow sweats and attach colored squares of red and green (peppers) to yourself. Throw on a cowboy hat and some cowboy boots. For an added effect, carry a lasso.

Well Hung: This is obviously for the man who has a large ego and hates to dress up. Wear normal clothing and hang a noose around your neck.
Submitted by Kelly

The Tegrin Man: Wear an old robe and a towel draped around your neck, wet your hair and part it down the middle, then put shaving cream over both sections (to represent the Tegrin shampoo and the inferior shampoo). Every so often, mention that your head is feeling "a little tingly.”

Tired Guy: Great for the guy who wants to go to the party but doesn't want to go to too much trouble. Wear pajamas, a robe, slippers, 5 o'clock shadow, and use hair gel to mess up your hair. Carry a coffee cup, maybe a newspaper in the pocket of the robe, or carry a pillow around. When anyone asks what you are, you just yawn and say "I'm tired."

What are Little Boys Made Of?: Take rubber frogs, rubber snails, and make some paper puppy dog tails and have them sticking out of the child's shirt (open the child’s shirt and have some of the items spilling out of the front of the shirt).

What are Little Girls Made Of?: Take some rubber cookies, rubber or paper cakes, sweet spices, sweet candies and luscious fruits and have them sticking out of the child's shirt (open the child’s shirt and have some of the items spilling out of the front of the shirt).

Willie Nelson: This works for a man, or is also funny for a woman. Braid your hair, wear old torn-up jeans and an old Texas t-shirt, put on a fake beard and mustache, tie a bandana around your head and carry a guitar.

Holy Cow: Find or make a cow costume (black or brown clothing, a cowbell around the neck, fashion an udder, maybe carry a bucket of milk...say "moo" a lot). Then put wings on your back and a halo on your head.

Half Man/Half Woman: Dress one half of your body as a construction worker and the other half as a sexy woman. Take jeans and flannel shirt, cut in half and sew to a half of a miniskirt and blouse. Add a work boot and stocking with high heel shoe. Take a plastic hard hat from a toy store and cut it in half, attach it to a "big hair" wig, cutting or tucking the hair on the hat side. Give yourself a beard and mustache or five o'clock shadow on one side and make-up on the other.
Submitted by Dpallang

Splat the Road Kill Kat: Buy a cat costume, dirty it up and put tire tacks across the front or back. Take some white cloth and make some fake bandages and put one around the tail and an X on the arm (or anywhere else if you'd like). When you paint your face make the whiskers all bent and cross out at least one of your eyes. Splat does have his tongue sticking out but you don't have to stick your tongue out all the time. Chop up one of the ears.
Submitted by cougarcat13

Piece of Pizza: Use two pieces of yellow tagboard cut into the shape of a piece of pizza. Connect the pieces with string or straps and drape over your shoulders. Use red marker to color in some sauce, and decorate with felt: sausages (brown), olives (black), pepperoni (red), pepper (green). Top off with white and yellow yarn for the cheese. Wear a pizza box on your head as a hat.
Submitted by Doris Cooper

English Soccer Fan: Cut a piece of chicken wire fence or chain link fence. Wear some fake bad teeth and hold the fence firmly against your face.
Submitted by Matt

God's Gift to Women: Wrap yourself like a present using romantic wrapping paper. Attach a large tag that says "From: GOD To: WOMEN".
Submitted by Joel

Blind Surgeon: Dress like a surgeon, carry a Hemostat, and wear dark glasses. Splatter blood liberally all over yourself.
Submitted by Joel

Blind Referee: Dress like a referee, wear dark glasses and carry a white cane.
Submitted by Joel

Black Widow Spider: Wear an all-black outfit. Attach a large red spot of paper or cloth to your outfit over your abdomen. Wear a hat with a black veil over your face. Use old black pantyhose legs stuffed with tissue to create the “extra” spider legs. Connect the ends of the hose together with black string, and connect to your wrists and upper body. For extra effect, tape a "Mate Wanted" sign to yourself.
Submitted by Lynette Nybo

Kitty Litter: Dress in black from head to toe. Use black eyeliner/makeup to draw a kitty nose, whiskers, etc. on your face. Add a cat-ear headband, and stuff a long black sock or one leg of a pair of kids' black tights to hang from the back of your pants as a tail. Pin various trash items (soda bottles, crumpled paper, gum wrappers, cigarette butts, etc.) all over your clothes.
Submitted by Karen Rhodes

Modern Devil: Business suit with pentagram/gothic type necklace (or just formal slacks and a black turtleneck) with fake horns and fangs. Walk around with a couple of red pens, a "little black book", and a typed document (you can use yellow paper and "age" the edges for more effect) and ask people to sell their souls to you.
Submitted by Eric "Aftershock" Maldonado

Cleaning Lady: Wear ragged clothes and a bandana on your head. Wear a belt with cleaning supplies and dirty rags attached. Carry a bucket. Make your face and hands look dirty with make-up or real dirt.
Submitted by Kristi Ali

Sunflower: Wear a dark green sweat suit and green or brown shoes. Buy a styrofoam ring (from a craft store) to fit around your head, and wrap with brown felt. Shape pieces of wire like petals and wrap with yellow felt for petals. Paint your face brown and dot it yellow or white.
Submitted by Christie, age 12

Coffee Break: Wear a suit and attach coffee filters all over your body. Add some coffee stains on suit and in some filters. Carry a coffee mug.
Submitted by Jessica at DecemberGrafx

Grandfather Clock: Dress up in clothes that people would commonly describe as "hey that's what my grandpa wears": khaki pants, slippers, fishing hat (to hide your hair if you're a girl), plaid shirt, tie (optional). Then get a pair of big glasses, a fake beard, and use baking powder to make hair gray. Finally, paint your face white, add roman numerals (from 1-12 of course), and put clock hands on your nose (hands can be found at hardware stores or hobby shops, and you can keep them on with eyelash glue).
Submitted by Jim_carrey_gal

Spice Girl: Wear solid color clothes and attach spice labels (or actual spice bottles if you can!).
Submitted by Dee

Runaway Bride: Wear a bridal gown and sneakers.
Submitted by William

Lobster: A red turtleneck shirt, red sweatpants, red knit hat. Put pipe cleaners for antennae on the hat, plastic eyes on the front. You can make good claws out of red plastic plates, pin to the end of sleeves. Make a shell out of cardboard for your back; use black marker to make shell lines. Take 3 pairs of socks, stuff with rags, pin to side of pants; tie together at ends with fishing line - connect to elbows of shirt (that way legs will raise when arms are raised).
Submitted by Wfromme

Fly Fisherman: Attach two metal strainers to face for fly eyes. Attach wings to your back and stuffed black pantyhose to your sides for legs. Add a fishing vest, fishing hat and carry a fishing pole.
Submitted by Lorri Bird

Flypaper: Wrap yourself in amber cellophane and attach tons of plastic flies.
Submitted by Kristen Monkaitis

Got Milk?: Wear all black and paint "Got Milk?" on your shirt. Staple empty pudding, candybar, cookie, etc., containers to your clothes (anything that goes good with milk). Wear a headband with Hershey's Kisses glued to it like a crown.

Wisdom Tooth: Wear an over-sized white sweatsuit, pull the ankle cuffs over your feet and stuff your shoulders with padding or small balloons to make yourself look like a large tooth. Then wear a graduation cap on your head and carry a diploma.
Submitted by: Maryann O'Keeffe

Tacks Collector: Dress in business attire and wear a small "IRS" label or badge. Carry a clear jar filled with push pins or thumb tacks. Also carry either parsley or catsup/mustard bottles. Tell everyone you are a "tacks" (tax) collector, and if they do not comply you will "garnish" their wages.

Starry Night: Take a black piece of fabric and cut a hole for head. Use silver and gold fabric paint to draw stars. For the finishing touches spray your hair silver and paint your face white with glitter.
Submitted by Ralph E. Vining (similar idea submitted by Sara White)

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