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A Bubble Bath: Pink or white sweat suit with pink or white balloons attached. Wear a matching bath cap, also with balloons. Carry a back scrubber and for an added touch hang some soap on a rope as your belt.
Submitted by Jennifer NJ

Buzz Lightbeer: Dress as an inter-galactic superhero and then attach labels from various light beers.
Submitted by Jules

Baby Doll: Wear a nightgown and slippers, paint your cheeks, tie your hair with a red ribbon, and put a pacifier in your mouth.
Submitted by TyMari2

Ultimate Superhero: Make a combination outfit from each of your favorite superheroes (i.e. Superman cape, Spiderman mask, Batman's shirt, etc.).
Submitted by Katie from IL

Mad Veterinarian: You can use an old white button-down shirt or actually buy a lab coat, then paint them to look like you have blood, chemical spills, and footprints of all kinds of animals all over you. Mess up your hair as if you have been working really hard, and put gashes, claw marks and band-aids on your face and any exposed skin.
Submitted by glamourgrl462

Person Walking Backwards: Wear clothes backwards. Cover your face with a black scarf you can see through. Place a mask on the back of your head. It will look like you are walking backwards!

Alien in Disguise: Wear a trench coat or a long coat. Make some fake antennae out of Styrofoam balls, pipe cleaners, and a headband.
Submitted by Craig Kurysh

The Udder Woman: Cut udder off of an old cow costume. Glue or sew it to front of any dress or "cheap" get-up. Use a lot of make-up: mascara, false eyelashes, really red lipstick, really blonde wig, etc. Voila! You're the "udder" woman.
Submitted by r.jimboy

Toilet Stall: Dress up in gray sweats and use a permanent marker to write graffiti on them (like, "save the whales" or "don't spit in the wind," draw little figures, write names, etc.)
Submitted by Molly, 12 years old

Tom Cruise in "Risky Business": Wear “tighty whities”, white tube socks, white Oxford shirt and sunglasses. Slide around the floor a lot.
Submitted by Liz

Black-Eyed Pea: You can wear whatever you like (usually black is best). Then paint a black circle around your eye. Get a urinal from a hospital or somewhere (preferably unused!) and fill it with Mountain Dew and you're a "Black-Eyed Pea"!
Submitted by CybrTam

Gift: First you take a cardboard box (one that will fit the child or adult nicely - make sure it is above the knees so they can walk). Cut out holes for arms and a hole for the head. Cover the box with wrapping paper. Add bows or whatever you want to dress up the package. Add a bow to the top of your head.
Submitted by Tracy Gaskill

The Scream (the famous painting by Edvard Munch): Take a large piece of cardboard and paint on a frame and the basics of the picture...leaving a cutout for your head. Paint your face to match the painting.
Submitted by Kerrie

Missing Person: Wear a box over yourself so that your face sticks out the front. Paint it up to look like a milk carton, with "Have you seen" written over your face.
Submitted by LEEESA333

A Corpse: Use cardboard to make a coffin. Line it with white satin. Attach straps to the inside so that you can wear it like a knapsack. Glue fake flowers to front. Dress in an old suit or dress, tease your hair and wear gray makeup. Don't forget to add a few spider webs.
Submitted by Mabeen

Mary from "There's Something About Mary": Wear a red dress. Use hair gel to make your bangs stick straight up. Carry a fully-bandaged stuffed dog.
Submitted by Liz

Chick Magnet: Attach Barbie dolls all over yourself.
Submitted by Cathy Sears

Regan from the Exorcist: She wears a nightgown, with bed-head brown hair. Use white make-up on the face with bloody slash marks. Make your teeth look yellow and rotten.
Submitted by Tausha Moore

Titanic survivor: Dress up in clothes from the Titanic era, wear a life preserver around your neck, pour water over yourself, add seaweed (keep your hair "wet"-looking with hair gel).
Submitted by Amber Price

Max Headroom: Cut two sides off of a cardboard box and make a hole large enough for your head to stick through. Paint the inside of the box black with neon-colored lines running across. For the head, wear a short blonde wig with the hair pulled back, a white shirt with black jacket and tie, and dark sunglasses.
Submitted by Marshall

Bum: Wear dirty, mismatched clothes, high water pants, and suspenders. Color your nose red and carry a bottle of "something" in a brown paper bag.
Submitted by Amber Price

White Trash: Take a kitchen-sized white plastic trashcan. Cut it so you can wear it around your torso, fill with white or clear garbage hanging out around the top. Tie the lid to your head. Wear over all-white clothes.
Submitted by Sue Travis

24 Karat Gold: Wear a gold-colored suit or dress and pin fake or real carrots all over yourself.
Submitted by Nancy Elliott

Sleepy Housewife: Put your hair in pink spongie rollers, put cold cream all over your face. Wear a bathrobe and some big fluffy slippers. Carry a big alarm clock and pillow
Submitted by Boscia

In Like a Lion, Out Like a Lamb: Use the front half of a lion costume together with the back half of a a lamb costume.

Spanish Fly: Wire two colanders or strainers together for eyes, fashion some wings and attach to a poncho. Wear a sombrero.
Submitted by Meg

California Raisin: Use a black drawstring trash bag, cut a hole in the bottom for your head and one on each side for your arms. Pull drawstring out far enough for each leg to go through. Wear tight black pants or leggings and black turtleneck sweater underneath. Blow up balloons and stuff into trash bag. Pull drawstring to secure and tuck into bag (tape up if you need to). Put on sunglasses and white tennis shoes to complete the look!
Submitted by Lynette Cabeen

Toothpaste: Wrap your body in felt or white cloth. Use markers and copy the design from an actual toothpaste tube. Use a lampshade for the cap.
Submitted by JMR5049

Mummy-To-Be: Wear all-white clothes, and add padding to your belly to look pregnant (even better if you actually ARE pregnant). Then wrap yourself in gauze to look like a mummy. Paint your face with white paint and add black all around your eyes.

Shooting Star: Fashion a large star out of cardboard and wear it over your body. Carry fake gun(s) or water pistol(s) and shoot at people
Submitted by Dawn

Washing Machine: Turn a box upside down and cut holes for your head and arms. Attach some knobs from old washing machines, or draw them on the box. Pin or glue clothes all over the box, add a laundry detergent box, fabric softener, etc. For added effect, add an old electrical cord to the back of the box.
Submitted by tiggerker

Wanted Poster: Use poster board to form a large “Wanted” poster. Cut out a hole for your face, and paint “Wanted! Have you seen this man?” (or woman). “Reward $1,000,000.”
Submitted by Liza

Paper Boy or Girl: Make an entire set of clothes out of newspaper (pants, shirt, hat, etc.) You can staple or glue them together.
Submitted by vck

Wilson on Home Improvement: Cut or color a piece of cardboard to look like a fence. Wear a fisherman's hat and keep the “fence” in front of you face, so that your eyes are the only thing showing.
Submitted by Kimberly

Dead Golfer: Dress up like a regular golfer (plaid pants, sport shirt, golf glove, white golf shoes, etc.). Then you'll need one of those practice golf balls that are hollow and made of plastic. Cut it in half and find a way to apply it to your forehead safely so you can take it off later. Next paint your face real dead-looking, with lots of fake blood around the edge of the golf ball. Carry a golf club.
Submitted by glnoone

Bag Lady: Make an entire set of clothes from plastic or paper bags. Use tape to hold everything together.
Submitted by vck

French Kiss: Use aluminum foil and padding to make yourself into a giant Hershey's Kiss. Add a French beret and . . . voila!

Stood-up Prom Date: Wear an old formal gown. Put on a lot of make-up, but then smudge it all over your face. Take tissues and stick them out of your bra. Mess up your hair and carry saline eye drops around for when you feel exceptionally sad. Carry an empty wine bottle and hiccup occasionally.
Submitted by Julia Conny

Chocolate Mousse: Fashion yourself some moose antlers and stencil a Hershey's Bar onto your clothes.

Dr. Pepper: Get a white lab coat or some surgical scrubs, and pin some chili peppers all over yourself.

Picnic: Use a plastic red & white checked tablecloth and cut a hole in the middle for the head. Then glue plastic plates and picnic-type food on the plates. Carry a picnic basket for the candy.
Submitted by Act4Smiles

Devil With A Blue Dress On: Blue dress, devil horns, devil tail, pitch fork.

Half Devil, Half Angel: Sew a white and black t-shirt together, so it is white on one side and black on the other. Then sew a black and white skirt together, the same as above. Spray half of your hair black, and half blonde. On the devil side do your makeup dark with black lipstick and black fingernails. On the angel side wear natural makeup with a rosy pink blush and pink fingernails.
Submitted by Marlee Yule, 13 years old

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