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Accountants Survival Kit
Abacus -- for when your calculator wears out
Marbles -- to replace the ones you will loose
Rope -- in case you get to the end of yours
A Penny -- to give you the extra "cents" (sense) everyone needs to know which battles are worth fighting, and which are better ignored
Magic Wand -- for the magician people think you should be
Piece of string -- to help you "tie-up" those loose ends
A Lifesaver -- to keep you from drowning in everyday problems
A lemon drop -- to remind you that "when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade."
A lollipop -- to help you lick your problems, no matter how many there may be
A rubber band -- to help you to remember to be "flexible" in all things
A Snicker candy bar -- to remind you that laughter IS the best medicine
A paper clip--to help you "hold it all together."
A caramel -- to help you remember to take time out to "chew the fat" with friends
A pack of gum--to give you that "stick-to-it" attitude
A pin (safety pin) -- to help you "pinpoint" your problems, the better to solve them
Get out of Jail Free card -- for that tax return you fudged on
A mint -- so you will always have a fresh outlook
Candle -- for when you're burning the midnight oil
Battery -- to help you keep going and going and going
Hershey's Hug -- to remind you that I care about you
Paulette, 1999...TLC Creations

SECRET PAL Survival Kit
CANDLE ~ to remind you to share your light with others
ERASER ~ to remind you that you can start over with a clean slate every day.
SMILEY FACE ~ When you're feeling down and you need a smile.
RUBBER BAND ~ To remind you to always stay flexible.
TOOTSIE ROLL ~ To remind you to roll with the punches.
SNICKERS ~ In case you need a good "snicker"
CRAYON ~ To change the color of your day if you are feeling "Blue"
PUZZLE PIECE ~ To remind you that you are an important part of the company.
NUTRAGEOUS BAR - To remind you to get a little crazy every now and then.
SUCKER ~ To remind you that you can "lick" any problem.
BAGGIE ~ To put all your troubles in at the end of the day and then throw them away.
HUGS & KISSES ~ Just because
Paulette, TLC Creations 2000

CHEERLEADERS Survival Kit
Glitter - To remind you to keep positive thoughts, and always sparkle.
Rubberband - To remind you, in order to get along with each other, we must all stay flexible.
Smiley Face - To help you out when you think you can't smile even for one more minute.
Gum - To remind you to "stick" together as a team.
Fireball - To replace the energy you'll use up each game.
Starburst - To remind you, that you'll always be a star in my book.
Milky Way - To remind you to reach for the stars, and follow your dreams.
Candle - To remind you to always "shine"
Tape - To fix any last minute emergencies.
Cotton Balls - To cushion any rough roads.
Hugs & Kisses - Because we love you.
Paulette, TLC Creations 2000

Student's Survival Kit
Contained in this kit are a few items to help you through your high school years.
A lollipop - to help you lick your problems
Tissues - to wipe your eyes after sleeping during class
A sponge - to soak up knowledge
Tootsie Roll - to help you roll with the punches
An eraser - so each day you can start with a clean slate
paper clip - to hold everything together
pencil - to "write your wrongs"
candle - when you're up late studying
piece of string - to help you tie up loose ends
pack of gum - to remind you to "stick" together as a class
Mounds bar - for the information you'll learn
Cotton ball - for when you can't hear yourself think
Band-Aid - to heal hurt feelings
button - to remind you that sometimes you have to "button your lip"
penny - so you have enough "cents" to realize what a valuable person you are
safety pin - for little emergencies
starburst - to remind you that you are always a "star" in my book
hugs and kisses - to remind you that you are loved.
Paulette, TLC Creations 1998

Writer's
toothpicks - to hold the eyelids open when trying to meet a deadline
spool of thread - to keep the thoughts together
rope/clothesline - to extend your lines of thought when they begin to shorten
string - to tie up the loose ends
paperclips - to help hold it all together
cotton balls - to pad the sore spots from sitting in one place for a long time
toy train - help keep your "thoughts on track"
eye pads - to help with the "tired eyes"
Mounds candy bar - for all the effort extended
mint - for all the things you meant to do when on a writing streak
compass - to point the right direction when at a crossroads
Clear marble-to gaze into when you lose your train of thought
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Get Well Survival Kit for little ones
Tootsie Roll ~~ To help all the pain, "roll" off your back
Snicker's Bar ~~ To remind you that laughter is the best medicine.
Lifesavers ~~ To "save" you from feeling bored.
Dum-Dum (Sucker) ~~ To remind you to not do anything that silly again.
Chocolate Covered Raisins ~~ For when your spirits need "Raisin"
Flipz ~~ To remind you that you will be back to doing "flips" in no time.
Mounds Bar ~~ To remind you of how much you are loved.
$100,00 Bar ~~ To give to Mom, to pay her back for how much this little accident is going to cost her.
Bubbles ~~ To just blow all your worries away.
Hugs and Kisses ~~ Because they always make you feel better.
Paulette, TLC Creations 2000

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Newlywed survival kit
A lollipop..**** help you lick your problems, no matter how many there may be
A rubber band..**** help you to remember to be "flexible" in all things
A Snickers Bar..**** remind you that laughter IS the best medicine
A paper clip..**** help you "hold it all together"
A stick of gum..**** help you stick together
A pin (safety pin)..**** help you "pin-point" your problems, the better to solve them!
A piece of string..**** help you "tie-up" those loose ends
A Lifesaver..**** keep you from drowning in everyday problems
A lemon drop..**** remind you that "when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade"
A penny..**** give you the extra cents (sense) everyone needs to "know which battles are worth fighting and which are better ignored
A candy kiss..**** share with each other
Button..**** remind you that sometimes you need to "button your lip"
Tootsie Roll..**** help you roll with the punches
Mint..**** remind you that you are worth a mint to each other
Puzzle piece...because you are an important part in each others lives
Eraser..**** remind you that everyone makes mistakes
Chapstick...keep your lips kissable
Confetti..**** remind you to always add sparkle to your lives
Toothpick..**** always pick out the good in your mate
Submitted by Rhonda

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Survival Kit for Mom To Be
Hershey hugs and kisses --for you and the baby -you both deserve them
Penny--for your thoughts
Pen & journal - to write down the special moments & thoughts
Clock-to remind you time will pass too quickly
Mirror-to reflect on who you are in this baby's new world
Marbles--for moments you are sure you've lost yours!
Jewel-to remind you how valuable you are as a new mother
Rubber band-flexibility is the key to motherhood
Lifesavers-to save you on "one of those days"
Tissue- to dry those tears--baby's and yours
Toothpick-to pick out the good in all situations
Fireball-for times when you are burnt out
Starbust-for a burst of added energy
Lollipop-to lick all your problems
Eraser-to remind you every new mom makes mistakes
Puzzle piece-yuou are an important part of your childs big picture
Candle-for when you are burning one at both ends
Cotton ball-for the times you can't hear yourself think
Rope-in case you get to the end of yours
Rubberband-to stretch and grow with your baby
Sweet & sour candy-to remind you every baby is different
Nuts-to remind you to get a little nutty
S illy putty-even babies love sillyness
Tootsie roll-to remind you to let the small stuff roll off your shoulders
Do not disturb sign-to remind you that you need time to yourself
Baby is sleeping sign-to remind others
Asprin-for when all else fails--take two
Peppermint-you are worth a mint as a new mom
Velcro-when you need to get a grip
Penny-for luck...you are on your way as a new mom!
Balloon-to remind you the sky is the limit in raising your baby
Cotton swab-for better listening
Foil-to remind you motherhood makes you shine
Glitter-a glimpse of how the world looks through a little one's eyes
A pacifier-you'll find a use for it!
Pink ribbon-to tie in her curly hair
Sugar--for a sweet girl
Spice--so she will have personality
"Nice" cough drops--so she will be a "nice" girl
Wooden apple--she will be the apple of your eye
Baby shoes--to keep her always running
Submitted by Birdiekity

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LAS VEGAS SURVIVAL KIT
Quarter ... So you won't leave there broke
Fritos ... When you loose all your "chips" at the table, here are some extra ones.
Almond Joy ... To remind you that this is supposed to be fun.
Playing Card ... Your Ace in the hole.
Kleenex ... To wipe away the tears if you loose.
Starburst ... For that extra burst of energy at 2 in the morning.
Hamburger ... so you can get nourished without leaving the slot machines.
Lollipop ... To remind you not to be a "sucker".
Goggles ... To help you find the "sharks" (card sharks)
Extra Shirt ... For when you loose yours.
Wiggle Eyes ... To remind you to keep an "eye" out for each other.
Toothpick ... To help you "pick" out the good machines.
Hugs and Kisses ... To remind you that no matter what, you are loved.

For the Hamburger.....I used those candy hamburgers the gummi ones. For the extra Shirt...I used some old doll clothes. For the goggles....I found some at the dollar store.
Paulette, TLC Creations

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