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Jolie Rouge · 07-02-2009, 08:13 PM

Boudreaux goes to New York City

Boudreaux, from Louisiana walked into a bank in New York City and asked for the loan officer. He told the loan officer that he was going to London on business for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000 and that he was not a depositor of the bank.

The bank officer told him that the bank would need some form of security for the loan, so Boudreaux handed over the keys to a new Ferrari.>The car was parked on the street in front of the bank; Boudreaux produced the title and everything checked out. The loan officer agreed to hold the car as collateral for the loan and apologized for having to charge 12% APR interest.

Later, the bank's president and its officers all enjoyed a good laugh at the dumb Cajun from Louisiana for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral for a $5,000 loan ! An employee of the bank then drove the Ferrari into the bank's underground garage and parked it.

Two weeks later, Boudreaux returned, repaid the $5,000 and the interest of $23.07. The loan officer said, "Mr. Boudreaux, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"

Boudreaux say, "May Cher' where else in New York City could I park my car for two weeks for only $23.07 and expect it to be there when I got bak huh?"

Don't ever underestimate a "coonass"!!!!!!!!!!

07-02-2009, 08:13 PM	#1 (permalink)
Jolie Rouge C & P Queen Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Lan astaslem ! Posts: 38,136 iTrader: (2) Thanks: 1,465 Thanked 3,534 Times in 1,949 Posts	Boudreaux goes to New York City... Boudreaux goes to New York City Boudreaux, from Louisiana walked into a bank in New York City and asked for the loan officer. He told the loan officer that he was going to London on business for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000 and that he was not a depositor of the bank. The bank officer told him that the bank would need some form of security for the loan, so Boudreaux handed over the keys to a new Ferrari.>The car was parked on the street in front of the bank; Boudreaux produced the title and everything checked out. The loan officer agreed to hold the car as collateral for the loan and apologized for having to charge 12% APR interest. Later, the bank's president and its officers all enjoyed a good laugh at the dumb Cajun from Louisiana for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral for a $5,000 loan ! An employee of the bank then drove the Ferrari into the bank's underground garage and parked it. Two weeks later, Boudreaux returned, repaid the $5,000 and the interest of $23.07. The loan officer said, "Mr. Boudreaux, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is why would you bother to borrow $5,000?" Boudreaux say, "May Cher' where else in New York City could I park my car for two weeks for only $23.07 and expect it to be there when I got bak huh?" Don't ever underestimate a "coonass"!!!!!!!!!! __________________ Laissez les bon temps rouler! Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. a 4 day work week & sex slaves ~ I say Tyt for PRESIDENT!** Not to be taken internally, literally or seriously ....Suki ebaynni IS THAT BETTER ?