My friends on the BuenosAires message board I frequent are havin' a good ol' time with this!!!!
His staff got confused, when they thought he said Appalachain Trail., he was really saying Argentinian Tail.
Confused again, when they thought he said exotic location, really meant erotic location.
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What happens in BuenosAires stays in BuenosAires.
They are saying that the paparazzi have staked out one apartment building that "she" lives in & that it has 5 different Marias living in it., but the doorman said the "Maria" in question left before the scandal broke.