Originally Posted by DBackFan

Shot. By her stove.

Okay, there's kind of an explanation. Cory Davis, who lives in a remote area of the Pacific coast near the Canadian border, apparently spilled a box of shotgun shells in her home a few weeks ago. Some of the ammunition must have gotten lodged in the stack of newspapers she uses to stoke her old-fashioned wood-burning stove, because she heard a loud "pop" and was shot in the calf.

That's not even the craziest part. Before heading to the hospital, Cory yanked a metal fragment out of her leg by herself. If it were us, we'd keep a close eye on the Kitchen-Aid mixer and the immersion blender. They've both been acting weird lately, and we hear they hunt in packs.

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