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My husband and I took my son to lunch today, then went to walmart. I found a bunch of nice t shirts marked down to $3.00. So I'm digging through them , and this older gentleman in a wheel chair is there too. We get to talking about what a good deal it is. He said he needed 3xl. So i told him I saw some on the bottom. I stooped over to look, and my stomach cramped up. I straightened up and one of those silent but deadly farts snuck out. Omg. It smelled awful. I wanted to die. So I just moised off to the bathroom. I told my husband about it and how embarrased I was. Will, my sweet loving husband starts cracking the jokes. All through Walmart and all the way home!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Saying things like they would have called 911, but everybody would pass out. Said he went by there and the smell was still lingering. Said, yeah, I bet he was walking and you put him in the wheel chair. It was by the card department. He said those people probably thought they had smell a vision cards. He said I should have asked him if he smelled anything. I could go on and on. He had me laughing so hard I had tears just rolling.

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