I just noticed that this post looks like I came up with it..I DID NOT and I am NOT trying to take credit for it. I wanted to point that out before certain people will stone me again for not doing so...So, this idea is NOT MINE!!!!
I took the basic idea of a sign (like a woman's bathroom sign or the walkie-man on street lights) and added a little interactive dress action. It's made out of felt, backed with a 3x5 card and magnets. The dress is two pieces embroidered with the words and then the two pieces are sewn together. I loosely sewed the dress onto the body so it will flip up and down. There is a magnet in the dress to help hold it up.
How could he not notice a half naked girl? Well, I guess we'll find out. His only comment, "The boobs should have been bigger." Now *that* made me laugh.
Feel free to use this pattern for your personal use, but please do not sell anything made from this pattern. Thefull sized pattern pieces are in the image below. Cut out the square around the words and then cut out the words with an exacto knife. Line up the bottom of the square with the bottom of the dress, trace the words with a disappearing ink pen (I use the purple kind), then embroider.