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Re: Congress passes class-action bill - Lawsuit reform bill heads to White House
What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?
Not enough sand.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?
Take your foot off his head.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?
No? Good!
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
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