I like the way it looks," he said, listing his reasons. "Two, I think it will be more fun during oral sex and the girls will get a kick out of it. Three, everyone and their mother has their tongue pierced and four, I'm an idiot."
I can't imagine being able to do it with a split tongue. Too funny to imagine him trying.
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But for believers in modification, a split tongue is merely a start. Split penises, sliced lengthwise in half, are not unheard of among aficionados.
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Are these people Michael Jackson wanna bes? Having a crucified nose and now a crucified penis. Maybe Jackson has one of those as well with the way he talks. Oh my.